Everything Dave Chen Is Occupied With

Jul 30 2009

Coen Brother MadLibs with Katey Rich

  • Katey Rich: Don't you imagine george Clooney looking at the new Coens trailer and saying "Dammit! Should've stuck with them!"
  • David Chen: LOL
  • David Chen: nah
  • David Chen: sticking with them woudl have been INTOLERABLE CRUELTY
  • David Chen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • David Chen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • David Chen: GET IT???
  • Katey Rich: oh you wear yourself out don't you
  • Katey Rich: It would've been BLOOD SIMPLE for Clooney to stick with them
  • Katey Rich: But apparently over the course of their creative partnership, Clooney and the Coens came to a MILLER'S CROSSING
  • David Chen: yeah but instead, Clooney went with Anderson and was almost like THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
  • David Chen: (to the Coens)
  • Katey Rich: It's almost as bad as the time Joel went on vacation, and Ethan was left at home shouting O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU
  • David Chen: Yeah, you mean that time Joel went to visit FARGO, North Dakota, I remember that.
  • Katey Rich: Nah, he and his construction company were RAZING ARIZONA
  • Katey Rich: (double zing!)
  • David Chen: SNAP
  • David Chen: It's okay, Clooney was getting tired of working with them. After all, this is NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
  • David Chen: (like the Coens)
  • Katey Rich: And he was busy in his second career as a LADYKILLER
  • David Chen: Oh right he did do that after he signed THE HUDSUCKER PROXY.
  • David Chen: That one makes no sense, but had to get it in there somehow.
  • Katey Rich: I've got to figure out what we're missing
  • Katey Rich: Oh! After Clooney signed that proxy, he followed the instructions to BURN AFTER READING
  • David Chen: LOL
  • David Chen: More like
  • David Chen: If this Fantastic MR. Fox Trailer were a piece of paper, I would advise you to BURN AFTER READING
  • David Chen: and we don't have Barton Fink or Big Lebowski either
  • David Chen: but those are hard
  • Katey Rich: ooh that is hard
  • David Chen: it's all good
  • David Chen: those are just names
  • David Chen: It's almost like this trailer took a BIG LEBOWSKI all over Clooney's career
  • David Chen: if you know what I'm saying.
  • Katey Rich: and oh, I do

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